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Version 1[Intro] Fm A#m C Fm D# C# A#m C [Verse 1] Fm A#m Just one drink! Gonna keep it mellow C Fm Responsible night for a polite fellow D# C# Say, "Hello" to my friends and comrades A#m C Don’t tend to offend so I say perhaps Fm A#m Just two drinks! As a social courtesy C Fm We can raise a glass to our past fraternity D# C# And certainly, a perfectly normal informal get together A#m C But it’s been forever since we gathered so whatever Fm A#m Just three drinks! For the sake of the old times C Fm Proceed with tequila shots with a dish full of cold limes D# C# The whole nine, laughing, remembering all the old lines A#m C Never used to work but I could 'em give another try Fm A#m Just four drinks! Y'know, take the edge off C Fm I've had a hard week, I deserve to get sauced D# C# Pick up another round as my friends depart and A#m C They may not stick around but I just got started [Chorus] G# Fm Feel so much better than usual C D# I feel indisputable, oh G# Fm I think that I might be beautiful [Verse 2] Fm A#m Just five drinks! Fuckin' treat myself C Fm Pour the Dom Perignon from the back of the top shelf D# C# Spend like God, put on airs to sell it A#m C Crowd pretends not to care but I know they're jealous Fm A#m Just six drinks! Let slip the dogs of war C Fm I’m gonna start a fuckin' riot 'til I'm tossed out the front door D# C# Zero to sixty, I can turn on a dime, I'm hitting bottom A#m C And I'm feeling like committing a crime Fm A#m Just eight drinks! Maybe I've lost count? C Fm I can’t remember the night, what I drank or the amount D# C# I’m fading in and out, my very consciousness is crumbling Sorry, was I saying something? Fm A#m Twelve drinks! Strolling out of the hospital C Fm Is it hair of the dog if you stay drunk and don't stop at all? D# C# Another night, losing it, more than I can afford A#m C Was I just feeling bored? Am I that insecure? [Chorus] G# Fm Feel so much better than usual C D# I feel indisputable, oh G# Fm But now, I'm feeling so beautiful C D# Don’t wake me up from this spell I’m under if I'm still breathing G# Fm I know that I will be ugly when C D# I feel like myself again, oh G# Fm But now, I'm feeling so beautiful [Bridge] Fm A#m Bottle of Scotch, served on the rocks with a shot of Cachaca C Fm Vodka, Sake, kamikaze with a handle of Sherry D# C# A cherry Brandy with a Jaeger, chaser, Champagne float A#m C A Bourbon, hot Toddy in teacup of throat coat Fm A#m Martini, Bellini, Negroni, Baileys, Kahlua, Sambuca C Fm Soju, Paloma, Mojito, Gimlet, Frangelico, Guinness D# C# Tequila, Manhattan, a Margarita, Old Fashioned A#m C Dry Vermouth and something I can't taste 'cause I'm so trashed Fm A#m Soldiering over, I'm slower, shoulder to shoulder with no one C Fm Stumbling, sobering, making friends with a smoker D# C# I know I'm less than upright, losing the fight with the ground A#m C Then someone hits the lights as they close for the night now Fm C#m Try to look at Heaven and I can't see the stars C Fm A billion, trillion eyes are winking as I walk between parked cars D# C# Metabolizing liquor while I'm losing my friends A#m C I'm gonna hate myself tomorrow then I'll do it again [Interlude] Fm A#m C Fm D# C# A#m C [Chorus] G# Fm Feel so much better than usual C D# I feel indisputable, oh G# Fm But now, I'm feeling so beautiful C D# Don’t wake me up from this spell I’m under if I'm still breathing G# Fm I know that I will be ugly when C D# I feel like myself again, oh G# Fm But now, I'm feeling so beautiful [Outro] G G7 My vision is blurry as long as I'm thirsty G G# G# Fm Nobody can hurt me, hurt me, hurt me